Reasons not to brush your hair

Religious Studies Failure

Who says that commercialism is destroying the true meaning of Christmas?

Gritty Bits

After many months of nagging from the children, I have promised to start blogging again. They'd better be careful what they wish for...

It's the thought that counts

We have too many feet to fit.

Not Guilty

Reasons to get out of bed

She just won't go to sleep at the moment. We're all knackered.

Alien invasion at school

This is either an alien invasion or the start of a cross-school project. Some of the older children are cynical about the fact that the alien goo looks like silly string. Also one of the Year Fives asked the police for their ID cards. The little ones have started seeing evidence of aliens everywhere. My two are checking Newsround nightly to see if the U.F.O is mentioned. I just hope the project ends before my daughter wets herself.

Mark out of ten

Mmmm.

Responsibility: Walking your sister home from school

I went and found her, still waiting, in the playground. Let's hope he improves on Monday.

Pay attention

Employment

If that is her job, she's very good at it.

Rubby's rejection

Shyness

This is one from when my daughter had just started school. She's a bit more socially sophisticated now.

Impossible homework

We googled the full question and found the homework sheet available as a download online (www.primaryresources.co.uk/maths/ mathsE2.htm). I don't think the teacher can have checked it before handing it out.

Bankers’ Bonuses

Christmas List

Curse those TV adverts.

In the restaurant

What a fortnight we've had. We've all been ill one after the other.

Swollen Face

Proof if it were ever needed that little boys are allergic to getting washed. His face has gone back down again now. Very weird.

Subject or object?

Too true