Employment

If that is her job, she's very good at it.

Rubby's rejection

Shyness

This is one from when my daughter had just started school. She's a bit more socially sophisticated now.

Impossible homework

We googled the full question and found the homework sheet available as a download online (www.primaryresources.co.uk/maths/ mathsE2.htm). I don't think the teacher can have checked it before handing it out.

Bankers’ Bonuses

Christmas List

Curse those TV adverts.

In the restaurant

What a fortnight we've had. We've all been ill one after the other.